December 2011
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls make you feel...
Think back and replay your year; if it doesn’t bring you tears of either joy or...
– Ally McBeal
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
this is pretty sad
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i keep seeing posts saying "reblog if 2011 was a...
The difference between straight girls and lesbians...
Straight girl: Baby, I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesbian: Baby......I got my period....................